Breaking: Stephen King’s Book Sales Dropped By 90% Since He Went WOKE.

In a shocking twist that even the master of horror himself couldn’t have foreseen,

Stephen King’s once-thriving book sales have taken a spine-chilling nosedive of 90% since his unexpected plunge into the world of WOKE ideology. The literary luminary, renowned for weaving tales of the supernatural and macabre, seems to have unintentionally conjured a terrifying scenario from his own pages—a scenario where his fan base has dwindled faster than the protagonists in his horror novels.

King’s descent into WOKE territory was as abrupt as the plot twists in his novels, leaving readers and critics alike reeling with disbelief. Once celebrated for his intricate storytelling and uncanny ability to tap into our deepest fears, King now finds himself in the midst of a nightmarish tale where his efforts to embrace progressive ideals have boomeranged with chilling consequences.

The moment of truth arrived when King’s latest release, a thinly veiled WOKE manifesto masquerading as a novel, hit the shelves. The once-loyal fans who had eagerly devoured his earlier works found themselves confronting pages brimming with preachy monologues and didactic dialogues. Gone were the captivating characters and spine-tingling suspense that had defined his legacy; in their place were protagonists who seemed more interested in promoting social justice than battling supernatural forces.