Category: Satir
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Girls’ Basketball Team Chooses To Forfeit Playoff Match Over Facing Biological Male Opponent
In a bold move that reflects the values of faith and fairness, a Vermont Christian school recently made headlines by forfeiting a playoff basketball game. The reason? Their girl’s basketball team was scheduled to face off against a team that had a biological male player on its roster. Mid Vermont Christian School, a proud institution…
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Reba McEntire Will Perform National Anthem At Super Bowl
ountry star Reba McEntire will play a big role in this year’s Super Bowl pregame performances. On Thursday, the NFL announced that McEntire will sing the National Anthem at Super Bowl LVIII on Feb. 11. She’ll be accompanied by “CODA” actor Daniel Durant, who will perform the national anthem in American Sign Language. Also taking…
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Texas Has Kicked Off Construction On Historic Floating Border Barrier
Texas, started building a brand new, historic floating border barrier near the area on Monday. The ultimate goal of the new project is to provide a strong deterrent for individuals contemplating crossing the border illegally in high-traffic areas along the Rio Grande. This is largely due to the fact that so many immigrants have died…
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Kelly Clarkson Openly Supports Span’king As A Means Of Parenting, Sees “Nothing Wrong”
In the world of pop music, Kelly Clarkson’s name resonates as a shining star, but her recent candid remarks on parenting have stirred up a heated debate among conservatives. While her talent and charm have earned her millions of fans, her views on disciplining her kids have raised eyebrows and prompted a closer look into…
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Potential Half-Sisters Won’t Pause Their Relationship
The couple, who met at a bar and have been together every day since, recently discovered the possibility of being half-sisters. The revelation came about when their mothers, who are from the same hometown, discussed their past and realized they had been with the same man. To determine the truth, the couple opted for DNA…
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Dear NFL, Stop Showing Me This Travis Kelce Taylor Swift Nonsense
“I was just using Twitter as like, a diary,” the Kansas City Chiefs tight end said on his podcast. Travis Kelce said he was trying to get his old tweets deleted. Fans found them anyway. The Kansas City Chiefs tight end reacted to several of his social media posts being recirculated on X — most…
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He’s Ungodly and Woke”: Guy Fieri Throws Tom Hanks Out Of His Restaurant
In what can only be described as a scene straight out of a surreal comedy sketch, Guy Fieri, the spiky-haired maestro of Flavortown, reportedly ejected none other than America’s beloved actor, Tom Hanks, from one of his diners. The reason? Fieri branded Hanks as “ungodly and woke.” Let’s take a flavorful dive into this bizarre…
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UNEXPECTED:No players knelt during the national anthem this week
Not a single player knelt during the National Anthem this week, marking the first time the game has been free of disrespectful “protests” since Colin Kaepernick first took that fateful knee in 2013. . “It’s been a long road,” Steeler head coach Mike Tomlin said, “I know it’s been one item after another for me…
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Sylvester Stallone Won’t Work With Tom Hanks: “He Weirds Me Out”
Sylvester Stallone has a long and storied career as an actor, writer, producer, and director. In nearly four decades, however, there’s one thing he says you find on his resume, and that’s anything involving Tom Hanks. “He weirds me out,” said Stallone, “He’s a creepy-looking guy, especially up close. I’ve shaken his hand a few…
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“I’m Not Playing a Man” – Venus Williams Forfeits Match Against Trans Woman
Venus Williams is one of the best tennis players ever to grace the sport. She and her sister, Serena, have won more combined titles than any pair of sisters in sports history. So when Venus took a stand and refused to play a game against Joe “Josepheena” LaBarron of France, she made a huge statement…