Category: Satir
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“He’s Ungodly and Woke”: Guy Fieri Throws Tom Hanks Out Of His Restaurant
In what can only be described as a scene straight out of a surreal comedy sketch, Guy Fieri, the spiky-haired maestro of Flavortown, reportedly ejected none other than America’s beloved actor, Tom Hanks, from one of his diners. The reason? Fieri branded Hanks as “ungodly and woke.” Let’s take a flavorful dive into this bizarre…
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‘The View’ is getting cancelled soon
Anyone that has ever watched the ABC trainwreck, otherwise known as “The View,” knows that the “ladies” on the panel aren’t exactly the most warm and fuzzy human beings. When they aren’t spreading half-truths and pushing their own far-left agendas, they are race-baiting or making outrageous statements, mostly about conservatives, in order to stoke dissent…
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“She’s Toxic”: No One’s Hiring Lia Thomas for a High School Coaching Position
In an unforeseen development, the sports arena has observed an unusual twist of fate as Jamie Anderson, the celebrated snowboarder who gained both acclaim and notoriety, now finds herself in a less-than-ideal situation within the job market for high school coaching roles. Despite Anderson’s prowess on the slopes, it seems that the world of coaching…
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Beyonce Sings ‘Black National Anthem’ At The NFL, Gets Booed Off Immediately
In recent events, Beyoncé, a revered figure in the music industry, performed the Black national anthem, “Lift Every Voice and Sing,” at an event. However, her rendition of this historically significant anthem raised eyebrows and sparked controversy, leaving many questioning her intentions and delivery during the performance.
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Coach Prime Benched 3 Persistent Anthem Kneelers On The Spot
In a league where athletes are celebrated for their prowess on the field, social and political stances often take a back seat. However, a recent incident involving Coach Prime has stirred the waters of controversy, creating a ripple effect across the football community. Coach Prime, revered for his knowledge of the game and leadership abilities,…
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“Take Your Wokeness With You”: Candace Owens Throws Lia Thomas Out Of The View Set
In a turn of events that left viewers of “The View” both bewildered and amused, Candace Owens, the newest co-host replacing Whoopi Goldberg, took a stand against what she called “extreme wokeness” by theatrically ejecting Lia Thomas, the transgender swimmer, from the show’s set. The episode, which critics are already calling a mix between a…
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World’s Thinnest Woman Receives Fan Mail to Be Like Her
Valeria Levitin, the world’s thinnest woman at just four stone due to extreme dieting, discourages girls from aspiring to her skeletal appearance. Despite receiving fan mail from those seeking to emulate her, Levitin courageously campaigns against anorexia, refusing to provide guidance toward self-destruction. At 5ft 8in, she weighs far below the healthy range, emphasizing the…
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Whoopi Goldberg Named Biggest Hollywood “Loser”
In the glamorous world of Hollywood, where fame and fortune often take center stage, an unexpected and amusing turn of events occurred in 2023. Whoopi Goldberg, the iconic actress and comedian, found herself in the spotlight as she was humorously dubbed the “Biggest Hollywood Loser” of the year. This tongue-in-cheek accolade was bestowed upon her…
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Denzel Washington Declines Disney’s $100 Million Offer to Work with Robert De Niro- “He’s A Creepy Old Man”
In an unexpected turn of events that has sent shockwaves through Hollywood, acclaimed actor Denzel Washington has reportedly rejected a staggering $100 million offer from Disney to co-star in a blockbuster film alongside legendary actor Robert De Niro. The reason for his refusal? In Washington’s own words, “He’s a creepy old man.” The news, which…
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Whoopi Panics Amidst Record-Breaking Success of Roseanne’s New Show
In a plot twist that has the entertainment industry buzzing, Whoopi Goldberg finds herself in a state of panic as Roseanne Barr’s new show takes the television landscape by storm, breaking viewership records and leaving the industry veteran rattled. The clash of these two iconic figures in the world of entertainment has created a narrative…